I would like to write a movie about my experiences.
This isn't good-bye, molly.
It's the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
You must be rodney.
Meet my girl, lola.
Maybe i should concentrate on your closet.
Since the closet's where you live.
Devon's cheating. i found a post-it note.
"call gemma b." who's gemma b?
Okay, that's it.
She's a sports psychologist.
Do me a favor.
That girl needs someone to talk to.
I told her you were that person.
This is your last chance, pappy.
Change your mind. the affair never starts.
I love you, and i meant what i said.
I have decided to have an affair with you.
You must really hate david shea.
How'sblood canal? trying to cast the president for the reshoots.
Quit yapping, or put your mouth to better use.
Forget those guys. i got david shea.
Have you ever seen the movie,elizabeth?
I am swearing off men.
No dating.
No sex.
Not even petting.
What do you want?
That's all i got so far.
Class was great.
But you never told me what you thought of my script.
Was too busy undressing you with my eyes to read it.
You're not too smart.
I like that in a man.
Unfortunately, i'm not doing
The whole relationship thing right now.
"maybe it was the tequila and vicodin cocktail
"warming her loins...
"or just the distant gaze in a stranger's eyes
"giving her courage to act on her impulses.
"she took him by the hand
"and silently led him to a dark booth in the back,
Hiked up her skirt, and covered his mouth with hers."
Way to go, charlotte.
Nice work, charlotte.
It's taken a big step forward from last week.
The imagery is much more vivid and original.
Thank you, zach.
That means so much. i mean, coming from you.
What if--
What if she covered his mouth with her hand?
Oh.
You know, to keep him quiet.
While they had sex.
I thought of that.
But i felt it was cheap and crude.
Well, isn't that the point of this genre?
A discussion for next week.
Keep up the good work.
Um...
But so, you-- you liked it?
I did. yeah.
Let's-- let's pick it up next time.
Right. okay.
Ta-da.
Wife goes on.
Good title. that was fast.
Well, i've been working day and night.
"fade in." i love it already.
Um, there's something else
That i-i need to talk to you about.
Remember last week when i kissed you?
That was you?
Yes.
I just want to be clear about my intent.
I am really focused on jaden
And my writing, and i have no place
In my life right now for a relationship.
Completely understand. who does?
Exactly.
But, um...
I've been thinking about you and me
And the kiss a lot.
Especially the kiss.
A wise teacher once told me
That there's a place and time
In a person's life for a purely sexual relationship.
Do you want me to be your booty call?
Uh...
Sure.
Yes. that...yup, that's pretty-- that's pretty much
The essence of it.
All i ask of you
Is that you understand, going into this,
That it is about pure and simple animal lust.
Nothing more.
Mm. mm-hmm. yeah.
Oh. oh, crap.
I lose my sitter at 10:00.
Um, what are you doing tomorrow afternoon?
Still icing my groin.
Um, um, i'm gonna come over around 1:00.
Um, try to have it back to room temp by then.
Just for the record, a salt cave,
Not the best place to take a recovering alcoholic.
I'd kill for a giant margarita.
You want to look good for your anniversary.
And i want to look good for my liaison.
Oh, that is so cute. liaison.
It's a booty call.
Guess whose secret lover is on the list
Of the100 sexiest men alive?
Zip it. you dog. dish.
It's called a secret lover
Because it's supposed to be a secret.
If he could, rodney would be singing it
From the top of a mountain like a von trapp.
It would destroy his career.
Okay, so, what? is he an actor?
Singer? director?
Okay, i know that straight sex with a writing teacher
Isn't as interesting as covert sex with a movie star.
Shush, shush.
Sorry. he's an actor!
Gimme that.
But why aren't we talking about me just a little?
Because it's embarrassing
After your whole virgin queen thing.
You have no idea the restraint it's taking not to mock you.
Dermot mulroney.
I'm not having a relationship.
Just sex.
Was that the one with the dark hair and the blue eyes?
That's dylan mcdermott.
You couldn't handle a booty call.
You're not cold and dead inside.
Molly kagan?
It's time for brazilian.
And bleach.
I had a coupon.
What sort of demon convinced us that being hairless
Was sexy?
Would a man be truly turned off by a stray hair
And comfortable shoes?
You always make my day better.
Next time, i'll buy you lunch.
Okay. bye.
If we have time.
Hold the elevator.
I left the oven on at home.
Hi, zach. uh, something came up.
Rain check?
I'm offering you first crack
At worldwide distribution.
Kenny, i financed the movie, and i dumped it.
How's molly? she's fine.
She's-- you know, she's molly.
Is she still seeing that hobo?
Lou, what the hell? been there, done that.
What do you care?
I don't.
So what were you saying?
I was saying the movie is going to the dubai film festival.
It's gonna be huge.
The test screening was the worst in studio history.
Eh. yeah, yeah.
Reshoots are gonna change everything.
At least, i hope so.
I mean, i wouldn't want to get behind
On my alimony payments to molly.
Well, fine. send me a copy when you get a cut.
What's the rush?
It's called a nooner for a reason.
But you did very well staying within the time frame.
You do know how to humble a man.
It's a gift.
So did you read kenny kagan's script yet?
Blood canal?
It is an unmitigated turd.
No question.
But if you don't give him what he wants,
That clock might never strike noon again.
It's blackmail.
I would like to thank the academy
And my inspiration and muse, joan...
I have no idea what your last name is...
For convincing me that this was the role
I was born to play.
Signature, please.
Woman, you are as hard as nails.
Thank you.
And just for the record,
Mcallister.
Is he in there?
Yeah. where are you going?
For a jog. with david.
Whose idea was that?
Mine.
Okay, robin, david shea is a jaded loser
Way past his prime.
He's the kind of mistake you make on your way down,
Not on your way up.
Did you see him incenturion?
I've seen him in a lot of things.
He's no hero. trust me.
Please.
Okay.
Good girl.
Hi. is felix home?
Yo, it's about time you showed up.
This here, uh,
Rodney, he's pimping my place out
And doing that little design thing.
Rodney, these are my cousins-- damian, latrelle,
Top dawg, little dawg,
Baby c, you already met foz.
Hey, you want something to drink? no, no, no, it's cool.
Rodney brought by this zinfandel
That's supposed to be off the hook.
This is it, right?
Yeah, elyse 2005. yeah, it's definitely...
Off the hook.
Son, i'm all about the zinf.
Let's uncork this bad girl right now.
Did i get the plans wrong?
My family has a bad habit of dropping by unannounced.
That's why i keep mine 2,000 miles away.
Mm-hmm. this is nice.
Fruity. with a hint of oakiness.
Kinda like me.
Hey, yo, felix, we gonna head out soon?
Yeah, you know that's right.
I got a roll of benjamins just waiting to get up
In some hoochie ma's g- string.
Get it, get it, get it, uh.
Come on. come on.
All right, all right, hold up, chill.
We gonna do this, but first, let me walk you to the door.
Come on, let's go.
Oh, no, i'd like to tag along actually.
That is, if that'd be...a'ight.
Hold up. you saying you want to go to the strip club with us?
Yeah, it'll make me feel young again.
I haven't had a naked breast shoved in my face
Since i was six months old.
Hi, liz.
Hey, molly, i just wanted to see how the zach attack went.
Well, i was at his door and then this young skank
Comes out of some old creep's apartment,
And i felt cheap and ran for it.
Honey, there's nothing wrong with cheap.
I am gonna surprise devon in his hotel room
Wearing nothing but a pair of jimmy choos.
That's not cheap.
Sure it's a good idea?
Yeah, it's the playoffs.
He needs me there.
Uh-huh. why didn't he ask you?
Okay, you're right.
Molly, i can't help myself.
Haven't you ever just really need to be with a man?
Yes.
Kenny took jaden to the new penguin movie.
We have 75 minutes.
I went yesterday with skylar.
We've got 15 minutes of trailers on top of that.
You've got amazing lips.
So do you.
I like this side of you.
Oh, my god. you read it?
Hmm?
Yeah, it was great. really.
Can we talk about it later?
You hate-- you hated it.
No, not at all.
Half the pages are folded back or marked in red.
Molly, i liked it. it had a lot of fun stuff.
Well, that's a far cry from charlotte's vivid
And original imagery.
My goodness.
"predictable"?
How-- how-- how--
How is sleeping with a homeless man predictable?
It's tough to do, but you did it.
I just thinking you were trying a little hard
To make gracie sympathetic.
She is sympathetic.
She fell for a nice, misunderstood guy.
Listen to me.
I love the characters, and there's some great dialogue.
But it's a first draft, not a shooting script.
With a little bit of work, i know you can make it great.
What's "liller"? hmm?
A liller? what?
Liller.
"tighter."
Make it tighter.
You really should cross your ts.
What's "be"?
Make it better.
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Catchy slogan.
Thank you.
Sort of like booty call, which, apparently,
We define somewhat differently.
Sorry about that.
You must think i'm a total tease.
Oh, see, see, this is you cue
To say, "no, molly,
"i completely understand what a mood-killer it is
"to find out that the script you worked so hard on
Needs so much more work."
Hey, i get it.
The exact same thing happened with charlotte
When we tried to hook up.
Oh, huh, hilarious.
Really. really hilarious.
And-- and a turn-on.
Uh-huh.
Don't forget the food drive tomorrow.
Thank you.
So...
You wanna give it another chance?
Because, frankly, i don't think it's really your thing.
Oh, it's my thing.
Please.
This is one booty that's gonna call.
Tonight good?
For makeup sex?
Followed by sex to make up for what we missed last night?
Does that sound like a plan?
All i heard was sex, sex, sex.
No, there were only two sexes.
I know the two sexes.
Boys and girls.
Hi, honey.
Oh, skylar. hi, hon.
Jaden, how long-- how long were you standing there?
Waging war on holland was brilliant, hans.
It threw the big boys off.
Today, the world, tomorrow, amsterdam.
Oh, no, no, no. cut.
Okay, we'll go again.
People, quickly, please.
Okay, david,
37th take is the charm, i think.
It better be.
If he's not down in anthea's office
In ten minutes, she's gonna be coming up here.
Okay, you know what, let's just--
Then just pick it up.
All right, pick it up from "waging war."
We rolling?
And speed.
And...
Action.
Waging war on holland was brilliant, dunce.
Who the hell is dunce?
Did i say dunce? oh, i'm sorry, love.
I haven't blown this many lines since studio 54 in the '70s.
God. maybe it's the accent that's throwing him.
Listen, can you do boston?
You should stick to blackmailing
Because you suck as a director.
Okay, um, get your film,
Your video or your tape, whatever the hell it's called,
Ready, and we'll switch on in five.
No, no, no, listen to me--
You wanna get your shot or not?
Yeah.
What the hell is going on?
I've heard you did this for a living.
As they say in the pubs,
If you learn darts drunk,
You always have to play darts drunk.
It's the only thing that ever worked, joanie.
I take that as a personal challenge.
Whoa, whoa, where are you going?
Union break.
These guys aren't even union.
Get in there.
All right, people.
No time to waste.
Okay, let's go, let's go.
Rolling,
Or whatever it is you people need to do
To yourselves to get going.
And speed.
I guess, um, action.
Action!
Waging war on holland was brilliant, hans.
It threw the big boys off.
Tomorrow, the world, but today, amsterdam.
Yes! yes, yes!
Oh, cut, print, ha, and that's directing.
Lou.
Hi.
It's been forever.
Oh, tonight?
Uh...
Oh, no, no, no, i can't tonight.
I'm just walking out the door right now to meet a friend.
My turn!
Um, will you hold on a sec?
It's six. that means i roll again.
Jaden. you're beating me.
Don't worry. you'll get better at it.
Hey, jaden, sweetie.
Be good.
Take your time.
Can't it wait until tomorrow?
No.
I have to ask you something.
Oh, lou, wait.
It's not for you.
Going to see a friend, huh?
Come on. this won't take long.
Oh.
Aren't you a little intrigued?
Let me make a call.
Hey, way to bring on the heat, d.
One more game, and we're going to the series.
I just do what you call me, man.
Well, you keep doing it. you shut chicago down.
All right. bye, dude.
Tomorrow. cool, man.
Hey, baby, i heard you won.
What are you doing?
You left your lucky quarter at home.
So i brought it.
You're checking up on me.
No, baby.
You still don't trust me.
I'm your biggest fan, d,
You know that, right?
Liz, my e.r.a. was three points higher at home games.
I had seven blown saves at home.
And you were sitting there
In the box for every one of them.
What are you saying?
Are you saying that i'm like bad mojo?
We're one game away from the series.
I don't need any distractions.
I throw one bad pitch, and it'll all be over,
And everyone in l.a. will be pissed at me.
And who the hell will i have to blame then?
So tell me about this friend?
It's nothing.
We're just-- i'm in his writing class.
Zach mcneill.
Good writer.
Not sure he lived up to his potential,
But then who of us has?
Except maybe you.
I thought your children's book was very charming.
Thank you for sending it to me.
Yes, and there are many more where that came from.
Like an entire garage full.
Oh, i'd love to read it.
After i do my rewrites.
Apparently, there are parts that are predictable.
Okay, enough about me. can we talk about the ring?
Okay. her name is alizee.
I met her shortly after you dumped me.
At first, i thought she was my rebound,
Someone to fill in the hole that you left,
To cover the yawning maw of rejection,
To blot out the despair.
You know it wasn't easy for me.
Me neither.
But it's okay now.
And i don't think i would have been ready for alizee
If it wasn't for you.
But i want your blessing.
It would mean a lot to me.
Of course. i'm just so glad you're happy.
Well, she hasn't said yes yet.
She will. who wouldn't say yes?
You.
Point taken.
So now you understand why i'm so nervous
About asking her.
Well, do you have anything prepared,
Like what you're gonna say?
Roughly.
Yeah, well, let me hear it.
We can work out the rough spots.
Okay, i've got most of it.
Uh, it's a little vague in the middle.
Uh, okay.
Are you gonna do the whole on bended knee thing?
Oh, yeah. i'm old-fashioned.
Ugh. emphasis on the old.
Okay.
Alizee,
I've been married four times.
Wait, you do not lead with how many times
That you've been married before.
Well, let me go to the next part.
Um, i stopped believing in forever.
Which is how you should start.
Without the marriages.
Okay, i'm--
Mm, 'kay.
I stopped believing that you could wake up
Every day with someone
And still be just as happy to see them
As that first morning.
To think about them all day...
To wanna leave work early...
I didn't know you could fill every moment with love.
But now i do.
And the reason is you.
Would you give me all your mornings?
Will you marry me?
Yes.
I should be leaving.
Lou, why did you really come tonight?
I guess i never really shut the door on us.
Don't you ever think, what if?
More in the last ten seconds.
You may always be
The one that got away.
When a tornado hits,
It's good to assess the situation
And come to a full understanding before you make your next move.
Barring that, you pick yourself up
And go on with your assignation.
Especially if the sitter's paid for.
Sorry i have to rush out like this.
My sitter has a trig test tomorrow.
I promised i wouldn't be late.
No apologies.
I'm down with a hit-and-run.
Oh, damn.
I forgot to call skylar.
Is that all right?
Sure.
I'd love to do this again.
I mean, no pressure.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, i mean, i'm working on my screenplay, but yeah.
Blowing off sex to work,
And you call yourself a writer.
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Not only did felix
Take me out in public for the first time last night,
But i met some of his family.
Whoa, that's a big leap.
Is he ready to come out and play?
Hardly.
I went on a tour of the valley's finer gentlemen's clubs
With his cousins foz, baby c, uh, the dawgs,
And i don't know, grumpy, doc.
You paid to watch women take their clothes off?
Felix's treat.
First a gargoyle, then a lap dance.
It's very romantic if you don't think about it.
Ah, my lady. flowers?
Meaningless sex
Isn't supposed to come with flowers.
Oh, god, you're not gonna start with another boyfriend, are you?
Ah, then you'll be all happy.
Then there'll be a big drama.
Then you'll beat yourself up,
And then rodney and i will be over here all the time.
You are anyway.
Yes, but for me, not for you.
And by the way, these are from lou.
Uh, do tell.
He came over last night
To talk about his girlfriend and accidentally proposed to me.
And then he kissed me.
"molly, we need to talk.
Come to matteos for lunch at 1 tomorrow."
Let me get this straight.
He's got a girlfriend, but he wants to marry you.
No red flag there?
I know on the surface it sounds sleazy,
But it's lou.
What about zach?
I thought you were supposed to do it with him last night.
I did after lou left.
Now that sounds sleazy.
Yeah, and then after that, zach got a text
From tiffany looking for a hook-up of her very own.
But you're not really considering this with lou?
Of course not.
Although he did remember
That orchids are my favorite flower.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know.
I kind of adore him.
Here we go.
Waging war on holland was brilliant, hans.
It threw the big boys off.
Tomorrow, the world, but today, amsterdam.
So which one you like better?
With or without the cutaway of the red phone?
Mm...with.
Why?
Because red is close to pink,
And that's my favorite color.
I can buy that logic.
Good.
We nailed it, daddy.
Yes, we did.
No, seriously, joanie.
Since i am the ruler of the free world,
I insist we go to my room
To do some presidential things.
Like clinton, of course. not the other bloke.
Oh, why don't you get started without me?
I hate all that beginning stuff.
Oof.
Thanks for all that advice about on the way up
And on the way down.
Now i know who's going down.
He is a jaded has-been.
Sure. so that's why you're doing him?
Oddly enough, yes.
And it's complicated.
You just want him all to yourself.
Not that complicated.
Robin, robin.
You know what, stop.
Just leave me alone, all right.
I won't tell anyone. you two deserve each other.
The nice thing about writing about your life
Is that it gives you a chance to rewrite your life.
And sometimes, even consider changing the ending.
No family today?
I sent 'em to chicago for the playoffs.
Expensive, but worth every penny.
That what-offs?
Felix.
Baby, you're in here?
Felix.
Damn. it's lola.
She's supposed to be at a photo shoot.
Damn. what is the deal with you and her?
Because the la-- not now, man. get in the closet.
Sorry. way too on the nose for me.
Why's your door locked?
I'll be right there, baby.
Felix!
All right.
Ow!
You came.
Hard to believe a man proposing
To another woman and pretending she's you
Isn't your idea of compellingly romantic.
Actually, it was pretty damn romantic.
But even though every memory i have of you
Is a wonderful one,
You're not the man i'm supposed to be with
For the rest of my life.
It wouldn't be the rest of your life.
It would be the rest of my life.
I could drop dead tomorrow.
Yes. oh, wow.
Now that is tempting.
Long as i can still tempt.
You can.
You know your offer,
Or whatever it was...
The timing was good.
It reminded me what i really do want.
No matter what i say, i want a relationship.
And you deserve the best one possible.
Don't settle for anything less.
That's true for you too.
How'd you get so damn insightful?
Oprah.
Would you care to see a menu?
You still gotta eat.
Double cut filet with bearnaise.
Same.
Okay.
As promised.
Wife goes on.
All i ask is that you don't hate it completely.
Could never hate anything you do.
Tell me about alizee.
She has a gift for joy.
No cynicism.
Which is even more remarkable since she's french.
When we go out,
Every guy in the room's thinking, "that lucky bastard."
Including me.
She thinks i'm brad pitt, albert einstein,
And william shakespeare all rolled into one.
Sounds like you love her.
Why else would i want to marry her?
And i do want to marry her.
You know, it's okay-- she knows i'm nuts,
And she loves me for that too.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Rodney?
Please tell me that you're not where i think you might be.
Look up, and don't laugh.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, oh, my god. you should have seen me.
If i'd run that fast across a grassy field in high school,
I definitely would have been picked in gym class.
Forget high school.
You're lucky you're still alive.
Bad dogs. shush.
Bad dogs.
Okay, molly, i'm really gonna need your help.
Okay, i'm on it. okay, get ready.
Doggie bag for the doggies. you're a genius.
I will have you know that i'm making a huge sacrifice.
This filet was a perfect pink.
Ready?
Okay.
You like that?
Go fetch!
Oh, my gosh. you really are carl lewis.
Hurry.
Jeez. okay. come on.
Let's get outta here. are you okay?
Yeah, nothing a little motrin and spot cleaning won't fix.
I'll be fine.
This may not be the time to bring this up,
But is it really worth it?
Yeah, molly, it's tse cashmere. of course, it's worth it.
Rodney, you're the other woman.
Maybe she's the other woman.
She's not the one who was up in the tree.
Printed and bound and we'll need it by 8am.
Well, i guess it's going to be an all nighter.
Actually, this morning i used print online
From fedex office.
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Look what mommy's having.
Mommy's having a french fry.
Yes she is, yes she is--
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4 out of 5 dentists surveyed would recommend trident...
For their patients who chew gum.
But what about the 5th dentist?
Yes. yes.
- yes. - yes.
No!
One thing's for sure:
Great tasting trident is good for teeth.
We've combined serious drain-cleaning power
With technology of the future.
It's liquid-plumr foaming pipe snake.
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Do sharks have eyelids?
What's my carbon footprint?
Which way to the convention?
Do we have the same fingerprints?
Can we get this cheaper somewhere else?
Do monkeys make good pets?
What's really in a hotdog?
Curiosity is everywhere.
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I ran track in school, but working long hours and keeping up after two kids?
That's moving!
Especially when it comes
To dinner.
And hamburger helper is there
To give you a hand
With a quick and easy meal
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One happy family!
And here we go. bottom of the ninth.
Game seven. national league championship.
World series hopes on the line.
Two outs. tiny run on first...
Batting.265.
Both runners in scoring position.
And it's all been handed over to devon marsh,
Who has been anything but automatic as of late.
Come on, devon. come on, baby.
I know that you can get this bum.
Come on, dad.
Please.
There's the pitch.
It's a hard hit...
It is going, going, gone!
This game is over.
In the books, and chicago is heading
To the world series.
Married 14 years. i still can't believe it.
Happy anniversary.
Mm, well, time does fly when you greet every day
With a mimosa.
Why don't you open your present?
Why don't we open them at the same time?
That way neither of us
Will notice the other's disappointment.
Always the optimist.
Ah, a gift certificate to guy gadgets.
Splendid.
The seven seas voyage, a grand circumnavigation
World cruise?
We stop at over a hundred ports
In six months.
That's half a year.
On a boat.
It'll be the trip of a lifetime.
Yes. yeah, it will.
Thank you.
Very much.
We set sail in two weeks.
Pappy...
Would you mind if we put it off for a little while?
I suppose. why?
Well, it would give me something to look forward to.
You know, when i'm bored with the job
You forced me to take and tired of the good-for-nothing lout
You pushed me to screw.
In the future
A better anniversary gift would have been
Making love to your wife.
Hi.
I know what i said about animal lust,
But i lied.
To myself.
I never got the booty call gene.
I'm just a nice jewish girl from detroit,
And if i'm gonna call for an appointment,
It's gonna be to get my teeth cleaned
Or my car tuned,
And not to have fabulous, voracious sex
With a man i hardly know.
And then i saw your text from tiffany,
And i thought, who am i kidding?
I haven't slept with her since you.
Did you say voracious?
It's none of my business what you did or didn't do.
Didn't, right?
Right.
Voracious?
Mm.
But it's not enough.
I want to do dinner and movies and santa barbara.
And go hiking. or walking.
More walking than hiking.
And i know it's not what you're looking for,
So i think that we should just go snip-snip
Before i get too attached.
There.
Okay. bye.
Wait.
I'm in.
Really?
But now that we've established that,
Are you gonna make me take you out three times
Before we can have fabulous and voracious sex again?
No.
Sometimes, though, sweet is way better than voracious.
Molly, give me a call.
Alizee said yes.
Thank you for clearing my head.
Oh, and your script, it's fantastic.
I wish i did films like this.
But someone will buy it.
You know what they say, though.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
Step 2, 3, 4.
Whatever steps you're taking to impress your partner...
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Green giant vegetables,
Picked at the peak of perfection,
And frozen fast to lock in nutrients.
Making them...
As nutritious as fresh.
Ho, ho, ho.
Green giant
Meet dylan. no energy crisis here.
Good thing fisher-price
Invented the smart cycle
It connects to your tv.
The more he pedals,
The more he learns
13, 14... 15...
Great, honey!
Numbers, letters
Chime
...spelling...his brain
Will...
Get quite a work out
Or he can refuel... at a
Learning pit stop.
There are plenty of
Additional cartridges...
Games and arcade races. thats
One smart cycle.
And
It's as energetic... as he is.
Only from
Fisher-price.
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I'm bored of cheap
And cheerful
I want expensive sadness
I want you to be crazy
'cause you're stupid, baby
When you're sane
Wow.
Yeah.
Come back to bed.
Gimme a minute.
You get 20 seconds.
Hey, what are you--
Female, late 20s,
Tonic clonic seizure.
Duration of the seizure?
A little over three minutes.
Does your friend have
A history of epilepsy?
She never said.
My name is dr. cameron.
You're in a hospital.
We're gonna take care of you.
What's her name?
I don't know.